SHUN-NED

by Jeff

In the ALT vocation
My motivation
Is the internationalization
Of this Japanese nation
And proud civilization
But it's led to agitation
Through lack of communication
English bastardization
Linguistic annihilation
Katakana pronunciation
Student's lack of concentration
Unwilling population
Constant misinterpretation
Impossible translation
Don't forget gender discrimination
Gaijin segregation
Rural isolation

So my first inclination
Is contract re-negotiation
Better remuneration
More vacation
Or perhaps... termination?
But unemployment compensation
Will not be my salvation
So I'm here for the duration
Attempting acclimation
Avoiding confrontation
Providing education
Improving America's reputation
Hoping to relieve sexual frustration
But occasional flirtation
Just leads to frequent masturbation
And constant desperation
Have come to the realization
That my heart palpitation
Is just infatuation
Must get off that fixation
Find a new temptation
Take a Thailand vacation

I need religious orientation
Marijuana inhalation
Regular copulation
New occupation
European migration
Instead I'm left here with stagnation
Exchange rate depreciation
Bureaucratic organization
Date cancellation
Japan deforestation

So if you hear of my deportation
Offer me congratulation
For surviving this tribulation
Of western deprivation.

Please, no standing ovation